On being left brained and right brained..........
Being naked is something I did as a child. Endlessly. It was hard for me to keep my clothes on. Mainly because taking them off was easy and I did not have the skills to put it back on and society hadn't put its shades on me yet. As yet I was primal and to a point innocent (not to the bugs I chased and tried to 'catch' but couldn't - all I am saying is that innocence is relative . A tiger cub killing a small lamb is still innocent to the tigress !)
I remember being outside in our small backyard and playing in mud for hours. In fact I learnt my first script writing in the sand outside my house in Ahmedabad. I wrote a small Java script to capture code from existing websites and put it in my sandbox. OF COURSE, I jest. It was Cobol. Java wasn't even invented yet.
I was a leftie then. But I wrote from right to the left - like the writings in those Arabic languages. My father hated the moslems and thought I would become one . So he put a glove on my left hand. I wrote by my right hand. My handwriting is horrible to this day. Thanks to the advent of computers I am understandable .
But to this day I wonder if I was just simply left handed then would I have developed the artistic side or would I be a cold calculated left brain thinker . I am reminded of the Nobel Prize winner Roger Sperry's observation on a patient whose middle part of the brain (the one connecting the left and right) was removed and it was found that he could identify a pencil by the right hand and eye but could not use it and could instinctively use and demonstrate a pencil by the left hand but could not tell what it was. (Both of his hands could jack off himself without a problem- hey after all there is only one true master)
I thank my parents for fucking up my brain function and making me unpredictable - even to myself. Thats one reason why I have been thrown out of many clubs, am writing this at 1:30 a.m. while my lovely wife is sound asleep. I don't know what I will do next. I may go to bed, watch informercials, blog some more, go and work on my databases, write a letter to my senator , jack off (AGAIN) - hey the wife is asleep and not much I can do about it anymore, write a letter to my senator about crappy quality of infomercials,or ruminate some more. I chose ruminating.
What would have happened ? I just can't see myself without my artistic side. That is what makes me normal. That is what makes me alive and most importantly that is what makes me HUMAN. I work in the IT field where more and more of the programs are written to act like humans (with chaos theory introduced to reduce the effect of entropy - geeks , nerds correct me if I am wrong ) and more and more humans are expected to work like machines. THis paradox completely baffles me. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT A HUMAN BEING TO BE ANYTHING BUT ? If you destroy humanity at its most elemental level then you are a savage and I salute your savagery - now go back to the jungle you crawled back from and let me enjoy my HBO, Rembrandt and Jenna Jameson (Don't judge me, the wife is asleep) . So here is the crux of the problem -- as the week ends and I go back to the humdrum of the societal chaos sipping my coffee and performing my daily chores of flipping off my fellow citizens on my way to work I am reminded of a time when I was a child . This memory fills me with joy. Also the undisputable fact that most of the children brought up today will go through the same or similar rights of passage and will become (hopefully!!) like me - funny, smug and absolutely nuts.
My wife today asked me a question - "Honey, would you sing to the baby when he/she is in the womb ?" to which I replied "Do you want it to come out ?" but the elemental truth about it is that I believe the story of Abhimanyu who was tought 6 chapters out of 7 of warfare while he was in his mothers' womb by his uncle . I would not teach my child warfare but rather teach it the values that I hold dear such as cleanliness of mind, essential balance of the universe, the concept of universal brotherhood, the importance of hard work and how to avoid it, and lastly how to be funny ! That being said I don't care how cute the princess is she is NOT wearing my dresses and my shoes !! Thanks for reading my nonsensical ramblings. Now post a comment.
Love, Tapan Trivedi
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